Diary writing

The first thing I do after I get up is brush my teeth and wash my face.Sometimes I have a shower too.After finish this things,I have breakfast like cookies and milk.Then I turn on the computer.Anyway I think computer is the most important thing for me.I can't imagine what would happen in my life whitout computer. I usually visit a website first.Then I go on the MSN and QQ to talk with my friend until lunch time.

The "Untrained" King

The train pushed on toward Istanbul when it crossed the countryside in France.
The King of France lay in his bed,unable to sleep for he had eaten too much.
What he had eaten were cakes filled with cream.
He got up to go to the bathroom but he opened the wrong door by mistake.
Half asleep, not sure of where he was,he fell off the train.
He walked to the nearest station,wearing pajamas and only one slipper.
When he arrived at the station,he told the attendat to call his wife who was the Queen of France.
The attendant laughed loudly and called the psychiatric hospital to see if any patients had escaped.
The King got angry and felt he was losing face.He asked the attendant to lend him a mobile phone and he called his wife impatiently.After a few minutes,his wife came with the troops and took him away immediately.
The attendant thought it was ridiculous and suprised him a lot.